I’ve noticed that the nicknames I give Jacob often find their way into other family members’ vocabulary. I don’t know why this happens, but it does. It’s a power I realize I need to use for good and not evil.
The thing is, most of the nicknames I give the little man kind of come out of nowhere. So today I thought I’d attempt to trace my nicknames for Jacob over the last twelve months and see where I end up. Take a trip down Memory Lane with me?
Peanut
Peanut Man
Little Man Made of Peanuts
Munchkin
Munchkin Face
Munchkin Pie
Munchkin Pie Face with Peanuts
Peanut Face
Peanut Pants
Pants-y
Pants Face (sorry, Jacob)
Little Man
Little Bear
Jacob Bear
Bear Face (I don’t know what’s wrong with me)
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Bear
Silly Bear
Silly Goose
Goose
Goosie
Goose Face
Goosekins
Goose-goose
Couscous (ironically, something else Jacob can’t eat)
Mongoose (borne of saying, “Come on, Goose”)
Those last “goose”-related names are the product of the last week or so. I know there was more before then, but I can’t recall them. For Jacob’s sake, that’s probably for the best.
With the way people often talk to children, it’s a wonder anyone learns to speak English (mostly) properly. It’s even more amazing that kids come to learn their own names. In twenty-five names, there’s only one instance of Jacob.
At this point Jacob prefers clicking, tongue wiggling, and giggling to speaking. But at some point he may want to introduce himself on the playground. Lest someone take “Goose” to mean John and I have an unnatural love for Top Gun, I guess I ought to straighten myself out.
Oh, little Goose Bear Face. Even if you do introduce yourself as a slew of otherwise unrelated animals, I know you’ll be just fine.
